WANTED: Brooke Palmer is being sought for her Friday escape from Luwan Stadium in Shanghai, where she was pursued by bouncy castle staff for illegal over-aged bouncy castle bouncing during her school’s annual Sports Day event.
After ignoring verbal requests from bouncy castle staff to exit said bouncy castle, Palmer also peacefully resisted staff’s physical attempts to remove her from the bouncy castle under accusations that she is not a “xiao peng you” (child).
She has a history of illegal bouncy castle bouncing in Shanghai, China and surrounding cities. Palmer is wanted in China for Breaking and Entering Bouncy Castles, Illegal Use of Bouncy Castles, Bouncing Under the Influence, Bouncing without a Permit, Conspiracy to Commit Fun, Coercing Minors to Commit Fun, and Possession of 2 Working Legs and a Sense of Humor.
Palmer is a member of the militant extremist group, “Fun-Loving People Who Just Want to Have a Good Time Without Causing Harm,” notorious for their pro-fun, anti-killjoy agenda and for engaging in mass organized bouncy castle bouncing, as well as dancing, laughing at jokes, and general merriment. She was last seen the afternoon of the escape at Lily Garden Buffet Restaurant in Shanghai with possible other members of FLPWJWHGTWCH.
LIGHTEN UP, CHINA.
Traveling Uke 