China likes to occasionally twist the thumb they’re keeping us under.
About a month ago, my colleagues and I started getting hassled by street cops AKA Black Cats or ‘Hei Mao’ in Mandarin, so named because they are in place to rid the street of ‘rats’ – mainly illegal sidewalk vendors. We had been deemed ‘rats’ because:
There is a white rectangle painted on the sidewalk. We were supposed to sit inside of it. The local business we patronize frequently had tables a bit too big for this to work out. Here is the rather wide sidewalk and aforementioned tables and our fave Hei Mao…sitting with us….at the tables he wants us to move…hmmm….
So last week the Real Police decided they’d had it with these rebellious shop owners and patrons sitting a tiny bit outside the white rectangle *gasp* and disturbing the peace by occasionally making a pedestrian take a half step to the side during a one hour window perhaps 3 days a week now that the weather is nice, THE NERVE.
As reported to us by a school parent who witnessed the event, a garbage truck arrived along with the police. While people were sitting at the tables, they quite literally ripped the tables and chairs out from under them, tossed them in the truck, and took off.
So now we sit at this table.
And once again the neighborhood is safe…from tables and chairs…