Best Chinglish Fail Ever

From a wedding gig in Hangzhou yesterday:

I Do Kitty

I’m a bit surprised this was the first Hello Kitty wedding I’ve seen in 3 years of Chinese wedding gigs.

Weeding

Played at a 4/20 wedding. They NAILED IT.

BONUS: Jimi Hendrix decorative book

Maiden Voyage

Nautical theme wedding including a ‘boat’

AHOY! (I couldn’t help myself.)

PS Not only nautical, also set in Russia. Dolphin line up during the set up.

Evol Htiw Teem

That is just so sweet. Especially when spelled forwards.

Nice try, Chinese wedding planner. It is the thought that counts, after all.

Clown Call

It was an important call, Okaaay???

Clowns giving out balloon pets at our wedding gig in Suzhou today. The first time I tried to get a photo, they were both on their phone and immediately dropped them and started posing. Snore. But managed to get both on their phones eventually, if separately.